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Rule #1
Come late. It's never good to come early to collect A level result. It makes you FEEL butterfly in your stomach. Yet, you can't do anything. Even worse, names of top students being called, will make you SOOOO DEPRESS. Based on my O level experience, its a no-no to come early. You won't get scolded for coming late anyway.

Rule #2
Be with yourself, not in a group while collecting results. If you get too-well, people will get jealous. If you get too-poor-result, you will cry in front of others. It's so ugly. Remember this, no one bother to CARE about your result, even though they "try" to calm you down. So... go home and cry.

Rule #3
Plan your route. Know the school plan well... then plan how to enter the school and leave the school. What is a good plan? A route where less people can see you and YOU CAN ESCAPE FAST. (idiot!)

Rule #4
Eat before coming. COZ YOU MAY NOT EAT FOR THE WHOLE WEEK THEN!!

Rule #5
Switch off your handphone. For newer models, you can turn to airplane mode. For most models, you have an option to block who you want to, especially Sony Ericsson. Only accept calls from your parents in case of emergency.

Rule #6
Prepare instant noodle and canned-food the day before. Don't you know you will need to camp at home for the next few months? Don't go to marketplace. Those aunties can find you! Once after the released of A level result, they are more concern about YOUR RESULTS, not vegetables.

Rule #7
Get mentally prepared. The worse you can go is SIM. The best you can go is NUS.(excluding overseas)

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